Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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sub-marine screen doors

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iPod with built in subwoofer.

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Batery powered batery charger

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See-through bathroom stalls.

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the Louie the fly mortein mascot (Seriously if you are selling fly spray that is supposed to work why does he keep coming back?)

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waterproof tea bags.

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Israel

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Sugar Free Water

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Invisible wig

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Delicious Poison

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A machine to untwist bananas.

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HD contact lenses

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A dictionary for blind people

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A spork? I dont get it! Moral: its pointy!

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TheReplyGirl.

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infectant wipes instead of disinfectant wipes

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Tits on a nun.

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Pre Soaked Water

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A TV with a remote control attached to it

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1 pronged fork and copper napkins

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Pens that can write underwater

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hair removal cream for bald people

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fire-proof charcoal

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!