A fake vagina for homosexuals

screen door for submarine

a door with no handle

Condoms.

A Fireproof Water

glass sledgehammer

Mosquitoes.

Brick Windows

oprah's personal trainer

A glow-in-the-dark moon.

Hard Water (Theres already ice)

Flavorless Water

a specialized GPS device which always displays the current location of Mount Everest

The DMV.

Fireproof water

Cholesterol-Free Meat

Any not-provable, unattributable book that describes devoting your life to it's (mostly ridiculous) rules or facing consequence.

Wheel 2.0

Children.

Tonsils. All they do is get infected.

Me....! T.T

Retarded people who ask , then answering it afterwards

The word "infomercial"... Like Its really informative to know that my life would have been worthless if I had a zit, a pimple or any other Battletoad..., and then Justin Beiber tells me to "get proactive". Sorry Justin, while I perfectly understand what that means, I am not that kind of guy! And if I was you would have been the last person I would "procreate" with. Moral: Its called commercials you disgusting shameless Justin Beibers! Now that is the best insult I have ever used since "Lady Gaga`s"

Subtitles for blind people.

Pointless Inventions

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