Woman Repellent

Condoms.

a specialized GPS device which always displays the current location of Mount Everest

flame retardant weed

This website

A Fireproof Water

Hard Water (Theres already ice)

Fireproof water

a door with no handle

Brick Windows

Any not-provable, unattributable book that describes devoting your life to it's (mostly ridiculous) rules or facing consequence.

glass sledgehammer

The DMV.

oprah's personal trainer

Cholesterol-Free Meat

Flavorless Water

A glow-in-the-dark moon.

The word "infomercial"... Like Its really informative to know that my life would have been worthless if I had a zit, a pimple or any other Battletoad..., and then Justin Beiber tells me to "get proactive". Sorry Justin, while I perfectly understand what that means, I am not that kind of guy! And if I was you would have been the last person I would "procreate" with. Moral: Its called commercials you disgusting shameless Justin Beibers! Now that is the best insult I have ever used since "Lady Gaga`s"

Retarded people who ask , then answering it afterwards

A blow-up dart target!

Me....! T.T

self-propelled push lawn mowers

Tonsils. All they do is get infected.

Children.

Pointless Inventions

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