- Pointless Inventions

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A machine that brings you one second into the future.

shoes with toes

A battery powered switch that releases energy

Glow in the dark tampons.

A country-border protection system that is so effective that not even a hang-glider can pass trough without getting shot, yet which allows three fucking jumbo jets filled with terrorists and victims to pass trough and start a war that... Nuff said.

Space scented air

Those "words" in the box you have to type in order to make a comment....

ANYONE WHO HAS POSTED JUSTIN BIEBER AND ANY OTHER NON-POINTLESS THINGS.

Porn used only for educational purposes... ONLY.

Light that travels at the speed of darkness.

A windshield froster (as opposed to a defroster)

People like you...oh wait, it's already invented!

a white school bus with an sign saying "Free Candy"

a coupon for scissors that needs to be cut out

a penis extender for women

Horsehead Network

A chocolate teapot.

A car that uses molten gold for fuel instead of gasoline.

An audiobook on learning sign language.

C0ck flavored popsicles

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The airstuard's who direct you to your seat. You've seen planes right? sort-of.. long tube things. They go from 1 to however long the plane is, but you need directions. ( Quote from Michael Macintrye FTW? ) XD

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!