Artificial trees which grow leaves with factor 40 sun cream on.

Condoms

chest scratcher

butter knife.

Restart

An alarm clock for your cats

Halo. Call of Duty eff tee dub!

Outdoor bug spray made out of plant extract.

eject seat on a helicopter

reusable butt-wipes

France

purity rings

Left handed pencil

Condoms for cats

Anti Uncle Cream

odorless perfume

A fat kid with anorexia

A job for a black person.

Pepsi

Pff... you think that is going to make a difference mr haxor? I mean come on! Who else can possibly reach to give me that many thumbs downs in so little time... Moral: Hahahahahaha! Take it easy bro! All I am doing is having fun! But... if your way of having fun is doing this... then I pity you... take care buddy, because you really need that, and I know that there cannot be many of you, since my comments are as previously mentioned given 4 minus thumbs (at least), under 30 seconds... Just, take care, and if this helps you cope with your problems, go ahead, its fine, I mean if you seek pity, you have plenty now.

Religion.

Cheeseburger whitout cheese!

The American Health Care System

day-vision goggles

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