This is not a good example of critical thinking and applied knowledge, this is a gradient and an image of a dog.

Mexilover: A pill that instantly transforms you into a mexican! (Effects irreversible)

fireproof matches-smokey bear approved

Tumble dryer that cant come into contact with water

Solar powered light bulb

Mont Blanc branded crayons

A holiday where we paint eggs and pretend that a giant rabbit will give us chocolate because Jesus died.

Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

A Screen-door submarine.

Diet soda

Bottled water, when there's a fountain, like, right there......

people who get thumbs down

Invent maker machine

An Ipod app called How to convince your parents to get you an Ipod

Free products for only 2 payments of 19.99

the Spork.

texting

Packet of nuts -May contain nuts

cordless extension cord

explosive pencil, pen and marker

Scientific notation.

Donald trump

Caffeine injected sleeping pills.

Kamikaze pilots helmet

Pointless Inventions

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