the drinking age

Motion sensing hand soap dispenser. (So you don't have to touch that germey soap pusher)

Non alcoholic tasted alcohol.

Fish net condoms.

No armed suzie jokes

Spife. Spoon + Knife

This site.

Female vocal chords

An audiobook on learning sign language.

Childsafe knives (blunt)

Insulated igloos

A telescope, that ranges so far that it actually zooms past the whole galaxy, and back to where you are.

a machine that doesn't point

Subway. We have women for that

2 GIRLS 1 CUP?

Thumbs up if you hate Obama.

A chocolate fireplace

different types of screwdriver --- + Different types of lightbulb fittings. different sizers and shapes of charger cigs minidisks the SPORTS font

A rain jacket made of shamwow

GAME CUBE

Second-Rate aka déclassé Mc Donalds for those that cannot afford the... high quality stuff??? Moral: Dadasomethingsong not particularly fond of it!

Pet rocks

A waterproof bathtub

A machine that invents the machine you just invented.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!