Childsafe knives (blunt)

Running shoes for running shoes

A glass hammer

school

Adobe Update

miley cyrus justin bieber jonas brothers rebecca black twilight high school musical

Non-Stick Glue

Mexico

A machine that invents the machine you just invented.

the Tinman's "heart" (it was just a clock)

SOPA

Pet rocks

Popcorn, the kind that you have to put in a fucking put, and then add oil into it, and stir it around like a fucking idiot for like an hour because your childhood fuckbuddy you actually never banged, does not believe in the kind of popcorn that you just put in the microwave...

Time,scedule,and routine

Diet Water

Natural-Colour Hair Dye.

A car with an engine that's powered by the kinetic energy of the car moving.

Sega

Rebecca Black & Amanda Bieber

A website to say what is pointless!

Non-dairy Milk

Cats

Women with way too tight åssholes... Makes me wish I could shrinkage my stuff momentarily. Moral: Growth hormones? Steroids? Meh, aint worth it for me, you just keep doing your thing "man"!

fish scented douche

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!