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Glass underwear

Sugar Free Sugar

Unicycle with training wheels.

Women with way too tight åssholes... Makes me wish I could shrinkage my stuff momentarily. Moral: Growth hormones? Steroids? Meh, aint worth it for me, you just keep doing your thing "man"!

Death insurance

fish scented douche

MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

Religion

A warning: no running with scissors sign that can only be read while running with scissors

Eating dogs for the Obese

A book with 10 steps on how to solve a paradox

Superman's Red Underpants

Spheres

a heated ice skating rink

Powdered water. Just add water, to get water!

SILLY PUTTY!!!

Nutella haters!

A machine that makes you exist eternally (by killing you then covering your corpse in wax)

3-D television

butt cheese.

glow-in-the-dark sunglasses

plant grower made with salt

Bills.

Pointless Inventions

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