Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

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Paper pan

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Hair Wetter

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The Bible

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A book on books

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Packet of nuts -May contain nuts

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Life

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an octohorse (octopus+horse) iv seen plenty

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Non-alcoholic beer

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cicero(skyrim)

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Self-eating bacon.

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Obama

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Solar powered night vision goggles

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School

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a book on how to fly.

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perforated condoms

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Hand Un-sanitizer

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A drowning fish.

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A dictionary with misspelled words

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Edible Crazy Glue

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Steel-plated ballet shoes

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Tofu

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Ashtray on a motorcycle

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A circle

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!