JUSTIN BIEBER

smell-pod touch

Blondes

lemon free lemonaid

cigarrettes :(

:D Hahahahahahaha! Thumb me down already, helps me keep count on how many people without guts there are out there, and so far I am surprised at how few pieces of shit there are out there... it cant be right, there has to be more! So keep thumbing down so I can keep count of you. ;) Moral: Another victory this day, moral man wins anyway, so the day I dont get my way? Pray...

My love to you all, haxors, haters, and so on, you are at least all united by your suffering and desire to harm others as hate is all you have. While I love myself so much that I may fall on my knees once in a while, but will always get up. Take care friends and those that deem me a foe alike, I wish you the best, and may all your dreams come true, I love you all from what has been an endless source of compassion ever since I found the true love of my life. Moral: Love your enemies, they need it, and if you are lucky, you may realize they are your foes no more one day... but know that if you expect something back from what you give... you will be disappointed... Take care winners and losers alike, we are humans, and thus winners regardless in my eyes. I would also forgive you, but I do not believe in guilt, so thumb my comments harder than ever! Too bad that trains your body to attain pleasure from hurting... but hey! you are the responsible ones for your choices!

Sunglasses for blind people

A woman that can leave the kitchen.

Korean pop-groups.

Transparent underwear

Star Trek brand condoms (anyone that'd buy them wouldn't need them)

porn for the blind

Non-sticky glue

Women.

iRobot Roomba (automatic vacuum) - it's the woman's job to vacuum.

Nazis

4chan.org

a pen that writes on black paper

Humans

A machine that turns everybody in the room inside out

If you believe that I'm stupid, vote this up

laws against marijuana

The kinder egg 3 in one "infomercial: You get 3 surprises in one egg! You get chocolate! You get a surprise! And a toy! Moral: I dont care about the damn toy... (the chocolate is delicious though), but where the hell is my surprise? Better commercial: You get 100 surprises in one egg! You get an egg! You get chocolate! You get white chocolate! You get a nice wrapper to keep your oh... you already ate your kinder egg... never mind... You get a yellow container! You get a paper with instructions inside! You get the experience of buying a kinder egg! You get a cheaper uglier toy every time you buy a egg! You get etc etc. Now at least a commercial like that would be a surprise on its own...

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