fat people

bacterial soap

Propel - Water Flavor

A waterproof cup

fireproof firewood

Captcha

magnum condoms

God...

machine that turns the inventor into shit

Cranes. You can't build one without one.

Corduroy condoms.

an octohorse (octopus+horse) iv seen plenty

Peppermint flavored eye drops.

From the makers of Shake Flashlight: Shake Car Headlights No batteries required

Double sided playing cards

Transparent playing cards

a computer without a screen

A chair and desk with telescopic supports. But if one's height is changed, so is the other.

Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

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A pen sharpener :)

invisible clothes

Merkins. Google it.

Obese women.

Pointless Inventions

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