Sand paper underwear

Ear buds that block out sound

Anti-depressant pills that may cause suicidal tendencies

Submarine openable sunroof

Rebecca Black

Cold resistant ice cream.

fireproof lighter

Whoever is reading this

Curry scented deodorant

The Appendix.

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

An analogue clock without hands.

a book made out of water about water

a penis extender for women

submarine with wheels

A car whose motor turns itself off after a fatal crash, to save gas. Moral: And Ultimate Marvel vs Crapcom 3: Unless you have hyper ADHD the game will end in a flash.

A bandaid that fixes other bandaids

A boat that can fly

Mexico

the ability to talk to deaf Caterpillars

the Tinman's "heart" (it was just a clock)

a machine that keeps downing on Justin Beiber constantly due to inability to think of anything ACTUALLY funny

a toilet bowl with one end of a portal just under the seat and another end in the ceiling

Time,scedule,and routine

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!