Pointless?!? I'd buy that just to burn people's asses after wiping.

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You'll really "light up" the rig with this paper!

I think this is a great idea, good for burning your rump when you are in the mood to clear intestinal distress. Just remember, it doesn't fix intestinal distress, it just simply moves it to stressing your booty and making it feel like it is on fire.